A synopsis and compilation -

If you have to think twice before giving someone your cell number...just err on the side of caution.

7:00 am- Nancy- " Hi"

7:30 am - Nancy- "Hi"

8:15 am- Nancy- "Hi"

8:45 am- Phone rings- It is Nancy- I let it go to voice mail. No message.

10:00 am- Nancy - "Hi"

11:00 am- Me- "Hi Nancy- How are you doing?"

11:01 am- Nancy- "Why are you texting me?"

11:45 am- Me - "You sent me some texts."

12:00 am Nancy- "Hi"

1:00 pm- Me- "Hi Nancy, you have to quit texting me today- Okay?" I have to work now.

1:00 pm- Nancy- " I'm mad at you."

1:01 Pm - Me " Sorry, talk with you later."

11:00- 1:30 am- Nancy - "Hi" 8 times.

1:30 am Scott to Nancy- " Nancy, this is Mr. H. It is inappropriate to text this often or this late. Please stop!"

1:35 am Nancy to Scott- "Sorry Pal."

On the Oil Spill

Did you hear about the government report indicating that only about a quarter of the oil remained...and the rest was either removed, DISSOLVED or EVAPORATED?!
Whew! Crisis averted. I, for one, am soooo relieved. Mother nature took care of that FAST. I knew that the gulf waters helped me with my psoriasis...but, this is taking the power of the salt and sea to a whole new level.

Then, I started thinking about those pesky oil stains in my drive. All this time, certain (clipboard carrying) members of the Neighborhood Association have been complaining about the oil stains. & ALL I needed was to harness the POWER OF THE GULF.
I picked up some of my favorite beach sand and shells from Honeymoon Beach. Placed them on the unsightly stains.
Added water...I tried to simulate that wave action of the gulf. Then, I waited for Mother Nature to do her thing.

Must of done it wrong. Because, nothing dissolved. Nothing evaporated. I am just not getting the same results that the government reported.

Really, it must be my methodology..because I would never question the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the Department of Interior findings. Never.